Emoji Requests Episode 1: Phantom Pig Poop Balls

It’s me! The emoji smith! You might know me from such critically acclaimed Hexbear emoji as: :horsepoo-theory: , :data-revolutionary: , :kremlins: , and many more!

What emoji are hexbear missing that it should have? Common memes? Popular figures? Things that will piss chuds off? I want to hear from YOU :picard-pointing: .

  • Emoji [none/use name]
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    2 years ago
    First three replies to this comment I make into an emoji regardless of how fucking ridiculous they are.

    Terms and conditions apply, emoji smithing may cause erectile dysfunction and/or existential dread.

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      the queen’s face superimposed over the twin towers, smoke and all

      • Emoji [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Good suggestion. I love the motif and also have no idea what that would even look like. Will need to think on that some (get more drunk)

    • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Steve Brule

      Edited to add: Danny Elfman as Satan in Forbidden Zone would be cool too. Dealers choice. You pick.

      • Emoji [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Love both of them.

        Could you send me a starting / reference image for both of them, please? It doesn’t need to be hi-res (can use tineye), but it helps.

        • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/g388bHr0BbBHFRsvkjXAn7BUMH8=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/19882524/FZ1_Devil.jpg

          • Emoji [none/use name]
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            2 years ago

            How have I never seen this movie? TV show? Great starting point, thanks.

                • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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                  2 years ago

                  I mean, it's really in poor taste. It's the worst parts of all exploitative film (stereotypes of minorities, sexism, etc) all rolled into one bizarre sci fi comedy. Not gonna lie, pretty great to watch with a couch full of friends and a lot substances.

                  If you like ska, the soundtrack is when Elfman was still into The Specials and The Selecter. So that's 100% good times.

              • Emoji [none/use name]
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                2 years ago

                looking it up on IMDB and it has Pink Flamingos energy, is that accurate?

                • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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                  2 years ago

                  Yes. There's definitely a Waters vibe. FZ is far more esoteric though and unhinged. Waters had some understanding of themes and subplots - yknow, filmmaking; Richard Elfman wanted an excuse to shoot boobies and make fart jokes with little people.

        • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          https://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/1200/height/675/https://media.salon.com/2014/12/steve_brule.jpg

            • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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              2 years ago

              I'm searching under the names I'd put that under, I don't think so? Might be in there somewhere, but it's definitely not one of mine.