this is what i look out for in a man, that his tactical grocery storage equipment informs me he is not gay and i can safely date him in hopes of having a sex with his very heterosexual penis. would be so frustrating to go out on a date only to learn that he is a gay who does the, you know, the ... environmental ... stuff. that would be bad. i would lose so much time i could put to better use for carrying white babies.
pls take note if you are a man of the straight persuasion: this is what us girls want from dudes. not some feminine shit where you have ... furniture in your appartment or w/e.
Someone should make a ripoff of black rifle coffee but source all the beans from the Zapatistas and just pocket the necessary markup to run the online storefront.
so does this mean the next grift is calling tote bags "tactical loot carriers", print them in camo patterns and sell them to homophobic chuds?
Fuck we should get on that.
Made from REAL KEVLAR! And has some tactical satchels on the side as well
Just slap some MOLLE webbing on the sides lmao.
Fuck this might actually be marketable
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this is what i look out for in a man, that his tactical grocery storage equipment informs me he is not gay and i can safely date him in hopes of having a sex with his very heterosexual penis. would be so frustrating to go out on a date only to learn that he is a gay who does the, you know, the ... environmental ... stuff. that would be bad. i would lose so much time i could put to better use for carrying white babies.
pls take note if you are a man of the straight persuasion: this is what us girls want from dudes. not some feminine shit where you have ... furniture in your appartment or w/e.
"Not looking gay" is less of a demonstration to women, and more of a virtue (virility?) signal to other men. It is masculine brainworms, definitely.
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Inter-masculine performative competition is about establishing maleness and domination as the basis for a person's valuation.
Paradoxically, a man can talk about being with women, but actually spending time with women makes him look less macho.
But to the people who replicate the dynamic, they do not recognize any contradiction.
frantically destroys tables, sofa, chairs
Now I am ready for the dating market :so-true:
OMG is that a mattress in the corner and a TV and PS5 on the bare floor? :panting:
Ignore the doritos bags, m'lady. My mother just cleaned the sheets 3 weeks ago, please, take a seat! :blushing-engels:
Are these pedigree roaches? :crush:
Ah, I see you've met my friends!
yes they seem to nest under the bucket bong
This one is named Theodore! This hissing means they like you :owl-wink:
Hey, since we're here, do you mind packing this bong? I'm dry until mom gives me another $20.
just like film and tv ya gotta have the not-gay
One side "NOT GAY" and the other side "ALPHA".
That “rifle coffee” grift :chefs-kiss:
Someone should make a ripoff of black rifle coffee but source all the beans from the Zapatistas and just pocket the necessary markup to run the online storefront.
Alex Jones already did it :(
https://tacticalbabygear.com
Their tag line is “ditch the girly baby gear”
jesus christ:
https://tacticalbabygear.com/collections/bullet-proof-panel