If reincarnation is real she's spending the next 1000 life cycles as a flatworm or some thing.

Fake royalist, anyone that both:

a) believes in reincarnation

and

b) wants to shag the queen

Would clearly believe that the queen lived such a pure life that she would return to being part of the Brahmin.

is there any appeal to authority higher than "I sat still with my eyes closed for a very long time" ?

:geordi-no: Reincarnation as an allegorical recognition that while individual egos are transient, the phenomenon of experience is universal and necessarily eternal

:geordi-yes: Reincarnation as literal belief that you'll project your chewy ectoplasmic center into your favorite animal after you flatline

I can never tell of these woo woo mystical posts are in earnest, or taking the piss. Because I can totally believe someone believes this, but it also reads like satire.

miku binder Thomas Jefferson extended universe pfp lmao

Time for me to blow the royal treasury down at the horse tracks.

I like how, even as a dead person or spirit thing, time's forward march is still inexorable. There's no way that a spiritual realm or existence can be unmoored from the perception of time that mortal beings have. I don't believe in the western conception of reincarnation, but I always thought it could be cool to be reincarnated as someone in our past. That way I could maybe be a dinosaur.