An officer had been involved in a shopping related activity, the XYPD told Press News this morning. Items were purchased, but then jimmies were rustled, so the items went ahead and returned themselves. The officer, once described as a loving husband by his wife (now sadly deceased in an unrelated domestic violence incident), was rushed away in a Waaaaahmbulance in critical condition.
Lol I like how the passive voice is so ingrained that they use it to describe some pig getting mad and returning his items.
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An officer had been involved in a shopping related activity, the XYPD told Press News this morning. Items were purchased, but then jimmies were rustled, so the items went ahead and returned themselves. The officer, once described as a loving husband by his wife (now sadly deceased in an unrelated domestic violence incident), was rushed away in a Waaaaahmbulance in critical condition.