https://bsky.app/profile/proissues.bsky.social/post/3kput6thf2b2u
bluesky users pretending that it's a real contender to activitypub and will become decentralized any minute now.
bluesky users also not understanding if it were decentralized then it cant stop Putin from making an account.
You know who else breathes air, THAT'S RIGHT PUTLER
I took a dump this morning but I didn’t let it distract me from the fact that Putler has a Xitter.
Lol thought this was gonna be about that farmer grifter emu lady.
Maybe this is about the other lesbian emu farmer influencer who is not a milkshake duck. Or a secret third lesbian emu farmer that we haven't heard about before.
I am so glad I dont know about that person. I have been super into Emu's because of Maya at the Alveus Sanctuary. She is the only person ever that makes me reconsider my eating habits.
I feel like I understand Stompy on some primal level. Like if I did not have hands I would be pecking shit all the time too! I feel like I could like just vibe with Stompy and they would be like just as cool with vibing with me. I dont know why I believe this.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
https://www.intomore.com/the-internet/tale-racist-lesbian-emu-farmer-shaking-internet/
writing articles that are 90% tweets about one random person on social media has got to be a soul crushing job
I stopped reading once the tweets appeared. I like news. And I like shitposts. But I do not like shitpost news.
emu
nice
Hmm. Well, it turns out two aspects of this post are fictional.
Putin hasn't posted on Twitter for two years, why is he mad?
