Hello you vegans. Dat_Math asked me to post this again because they have a desire to sustain psychic damage.
I will also post this album of 10 similar posts I have collected from r/carnivore
Just a warning they are all as bad as the above post. There are no pictures of meat.
I have entitled these images:
Blood Tests
Liver parasites
Back pain
New Body odour
Kidney stone
Cholesterol test results
Serious headaches
Dental Plaque
Diarrhoea #2
Fat breath
Please enjoy.
Never trust a fart in your first week on carnivore
is still the funniest thing to me. I've never worried about a fart week one or thereafter on vegan lol
I was just thinking of that line this morning, it always cheers me up :meow-melt:
also lol @ "carnivore-friendly mayo?" from one of the posts in the album, these people are absolutely priceless
My top three
"Doctor was throwing around words like ""renal failure""".
The guy that ate a pig kidney and was surprised it tasted like piss
"I broke my instapot cleaning it in the bathtub "
All this because they couldn't handle the fact that a group they've been told to shun might be onto something?
Pathetic.
I'm pretty sure all carnivores get constant diarrhoea, liver and kidney failure, and die early from atherosclerotic heart disease.
Fun fact actually, herbivores produce atherosclerotic plaque naturally (and commonly die from it) while predators don't unless they have a thyroid disorder link. Which also means primates which includes humans have a more herbivore oriented response to excess cholesterol levels. However working as a general worker at a zoo way back in highschool we also had lions and wolves develop diabetes and cancer so yeah sometimes bodies just aint meant to function perfectly long term.
I believe that meat is inherently accelerated aging, even for predators.
Lions live for 25 years in captivity, apes for 50
Like, I'm pretty sure the metabolism/other things needed to process meat make you live faster and shorter.
I believe that meat is inherently accelerated aging, even for predators.
i want to live forever and that’s why I only eat beans
Thing is most apes are obligate herbivores (orangutans, gorillas) and those that aren't, such as chimps and bonobos, suffer from many CVD issues (in fact captive chimps commonly live longer when given zoo based diets). As for obligate carnivore predators the meaning behind what I posted is that they have evolved to not suffer from their main food sources compared to us as omnivores (or more likely originally herbivore derived ancestry) that try to juggle diets that we likely aren't fully meant to have (or least aren't meant to eat 100% of the time like insane carnists would claim). Note also that animals living in captivity have the benefit of many external stressors removed from them which greatly increases their lifespan and leading to suffering from diseases such as cancer (which increase in risk with aging).
Thank you! I have a friend who is getting way too into keto/someother-high-protein-diet and the motherfucker REFUSES to eat beans as any component of their diet. They simultaneously insist that the carnivore diet is "healthy" for someone who doesn't already have multiple organ failure.
tbf some stomach diseases do require high protein/fat diets but uh
its really a 'hey kid do you want a stomach disease?' moment when you really fuck your diet up
but the reason they prescribe those diets is they make you more or less likely to poop. high fat diets are prescribed to people with certain conditions like ibs-c because it turns your constipation into rain
a fart has the potential of becoming a full on disaster instead of a minor social embarrassment
![The health benefits of an all meat diet. Reposted by request [CW: Discussion of eating animals]](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/Z9KOj84jx8.jpg){kind=link}