getting to work drunk and late, and then getting drunk and lying about being at work to still collect wages
The drunk driving fandom is literally dying out, hit that upbear button if you still booze and cruise!
40 shots of Baileys is about the equivalent of a couple bottles of strong wine.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11286505/Mother-39-crashed-cars-worth-100-000-downing-40-Baileys-banned-roads.html
I got curious, googled the story and the UK definition of a "shot". It's the Daily Mail so I'm assuming it's pretty heavy sensationalized bullshit but according to the article:
Maria Mills downed around 40 measures of Baileys Irish Cream before driving off and crashing into parked cars worth more than £100,000.
And while I've never even been to Britain before, quick googling led me to find that the definition of a "measure" of liquor is 25 ml (Except in Northern Ireland, which is 35ml) , which is significantly below the international average, according to a chart I skimmed off Wikipedia. Assuming the DM used the rather low definition of 25ml, 25ml X "around 40 measures" = 1 liter of Baileys. Which at 17% abv is still a lot of booze but not as nearly as bad as the headline makes it sound
The more impressive part is that she drank a liter of heavy cream and kept it all in
The article specifies that she drank one and a half bottles. UK government specifies that spirit bottles are 700 ml or 1000 ml.
I've seen a measure used to mean 50ml instead of 25ml but considering this is the daily heil they're probably using the 25ml version of a measure to make it seem like more
How do you drink 40 shots of baileys without shitting yourself?
now picturing this lady clenched up and drunkenly squirting, her foot lodged and locked on the gas pedal as she sideswipes a shitload of expensive cars parked along the street.
Your average angloid consumes at least that much refined sugar in a day.
Baileys isn't full strength liquor. If you're drunk off a shot of Baileys, then congrats, enjoy your status as a cheap date and the savings that go with it.
one 8% alcohol beer can get me drunk so
whenever i drink with friends they always find it hilarious so at least im fun at parties
Practice. I'm just your average drunk and this doesn't seem all that bad aside from the dairy in the Bailey's
for alcohol pints are better. a litre of beer is more than you want while 500 ml is not quite enough.
a pint is the better measure of alcohol, the metric system is otherwise superior though
it's not about the strength of the beer it's about how much liquid I want to drink per round of beers.
you can't expect people to mix drinks. All of these solutions are less practical than just serving alcohol in pints.
the metric system can be used some areas of life and the imperial in others and that's fine. no one can make you be consistent
my meters per second speedometer and kelvin thermometer beg to differ
why the fuck are you using kelvin rather than celsius are you in a spaceship.
also yeah metres per second is one of the areas that the metric system is better
why the fuck are you using kelvin
for fun and certain math operations
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all that property damage i'm surprised the libs didn't sentence her to death
How dare they take her keys away, that’s gods fiercest warrior
I'd feel sick from all the sugar after like 3 shots of Baileys. how the fuck
Older white women, mostly. My mom drinks it on the rocks occasionally.
They should party rock in the house tonight, not behind the wheel of a car
Nah all the weird jokes about drunk driving, even ironically, are not it.
DONT MESS WITH ME UNTIL IVE HAD MY COFFEE AND 40 BAILEY'S SHOOTERS
