Chud 1: Look, this lady over in [suburb] called the cops on this guy sitting on the hood of his car and talking on his phone. That’s how racists get innocent black guys killed.

Chud 2: Or she wasn’t actually racist and she was one of those left-wingers trying to do a false flag and start a riot.

Chud 1: Oh that could be true, with the way the world is today.