I can't forget the time I had this really intense date with this woman. She was pretty attractive and we hit it off well. We swapped FB profiles, as people did in the dark ages. I noticed in her profile that she's selling Amway. I'm sorry, but I won't get into a relationship with someone doing an MLM. I tell her this, we argue for a bit, then the whole thing falls apart.

I check her FB profile again next week. She unfriended me. That's cool. But there's lots of pics of a boyfriend that definitely wasn't there last week. They've been together since school. She must have taken a break with him and put all the pics of him on private. Man, how much time did you spend to remove traces of him from your account, only to make them public again.