they literally sit on top of the rest of the body, account for 25% of resting body glucose consumption by themselves, and don't actually do anything except order other parts of the body around and infecting themselves with idealist constructs like 'language' and 'consciousness' just so that they can better convince themselves and the rest of the body that they're the most important organs around.

  • culpritus [any]
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    2 years ago

    bilateral symmetry is an op

    return to radial symmetry egalitarianism

    /s

    octopi are the enlightened centrists of body symmetry discourse

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The Elder Things had five equal segments indicating their superiority over mere bilateral humans.