• PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    As the third person in the line of succession for the US presidency, I think we can all rest assured that Nancy Pelosi's security detail is substantial. The problem is that these security forces are foaming anticommunists from top to bottom, and they are completely blind to the machinations of the chuds, if not sympathetic or complicit. They are too busy looking for black anti-imperialists to lynch to notice the actual lynch-mob outside the door.

    The main problem here which grows more apparent by the day is that liberals think voting grants them power. They are absolutely incapable of understanding that the more guns and tanks they hand to the pigs and troops, the less power they have. Votes can't stop bullets. Votes can't stop tanks. And unless these institutions are purged (which they won't, because that "politicizes" them), they will all be joining us in the camps.

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      To repurpose a section of poem by an imperialist dipshit of yore:

      No hot clapback or sassy :vote:

      No slurs for commies you may know

      Will turn the bullet from your coat

      Or ward the truncheon's downward blow

      Post hard who cares, make signs for fun

      The odds are on the bigger gun

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I think we can all rest assured that Nancy Pelosi’s security detail is substantial.

      I mean on the one hand, that guy did climb in to the Queen's bedroom that one time to have a nice chat with her over tea, but on the other hand it's unbelievable that Nancy's husband was allowed to go anywhere without at least a two man detail 24/7

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      they will all be joining us in the camps.

      Oh shit oh fuck we'll still have to deal with smug liberals in the camps?

      • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Well fwiw, once we're in the camps we'll get to be like "I fucking told you so" before we get the wall

        • AssadCurse [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          Unfortunately not, they will be blaming us for voting for Jill Stein and being Bernie bros still