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    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      I don't know if I would ever actually mess around with elderly Jews. I can also imagine one of them getting on their cell phones with it's huge buttons and using speed dial...

      "Hello, Moishe. I am leaving you a message because I want to know if you can do me a very big favor. You know your friend the Russian ex-gangster? Please tell him that I want some lawn work done immediately. I understand I must pay a premium. But the grass must be cut right away. Love to you and your grandchildren. Oh - and see you at Chanukah!"