Also, 2 billion is such a large number I had to turn my phone to landscape mode for the calculator to accept it.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Best part is that he says its because he grew the company "too fast", which is what all these techbro grifters say whenever they layoff massive amounts of workers to protect their profits.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    this is probably lookist or whatever but I despise his face

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Nothing wrong with criticizing conscious decisions by someone who has the ability to consult absolutely anyone on how to not look ridiculous

      • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Yeah like, not only could he change easy things to not be so awful, like his beard or hair, he’s a fucking billionaire. If he wanted to he could get all sorts of plastic surgery and shit. The sky is the limit and he looks like this.

        • SerLava [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          With that money he could literally go from 2001 Elon to 2016 Elon and stop before 2020 Elon

  • VenetianMask [any]
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    2 years ago

    Buy cabinets for your plates you weird rich dusty fuck.

    Buy curtains for your window weirdo. All that money and he lives in a school cafeteria.

  • Malagueta [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    why is he saying it’s his fault? he left years ago

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Elon Musk has a long history of paying people massive sums of money to take credit for what they did. Elon probably just handed this guy a massive briefcase of cash and said "This is your fault. Save my image"

      • CarmineCatboy [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        i don't see why Elon Musk, founder, inventor, and CEO of Twitter, would need to do that

  • nohaybanda [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Jack Dorsey could give every blue check Chlamidia and he'd still get the gulag.