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HarryLime [any] to badposting • 7 months ago

Beautiful cabin crew 🌹 Scarlett Johansson 💋💋

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Beautiful cabin crew 🌹 Scarlett Johansson 💋💋

HarryLime [any] to badposting • 7 months ago
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  • buckykat [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    The right's ideal woman: doesn't exist from the waist up

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    • booty [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      uh, excuse me, this is WOKE propaganda trying to erase BIG OL TITTIES

      frothingfash we're on to you

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      • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
        ·
        7 months ago

        Dullahan moment.

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  • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    196K likes?? bruh

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    • Dessa [she/her]
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      7 months ago

      Facebook bots are winning the posting wars

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  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Does her arm turn into the legs, or does her arm go inside the legs' bum?

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    • dumpster_dove [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      It's all one creature.

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      • Awoo [she/her]
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        edit-2
        7 months ago

        A single homunculus impersonatingbadly the appearance of two people, hoping to lure in food.

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    • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
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      edit-2
      7 months ago

      That's just a very dirty person wrapped around 7ft mud Jesus (so bum 💪)

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  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    her arm is deep inside the butt of mud jesus's set of tummy legs

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    • g_g [she/her, comrade/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      i hear that all the time

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  • LaughingLion [any, any]
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    7 months ago

    god bless amen

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  • duderium [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Gobless

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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
    ·
    7 months ago

    This is someone's fetish.

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  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    pussy in bio

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  • D61 [any]
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    7 months ago

    scared

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  • MonkeyBanana [fae/faer, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    Theyre Like Hideo kojima characters

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    • emizeko [they/them]
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      7 months ago

      Mr. Jesus Centaurman

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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    this is that footprints parable if Jesus was a weird centaur

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  • Antiwork [none/use name, he/him]
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    7 months ago

    You would think they would simply just tell the AI hands and feet usually are 5 each.

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  • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    white jesus is caked up

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  • darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml
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    7 months ago

    When a man has too much dong to call it a third leg you say it's a forth leg.

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  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    The extra legs are for when Hulk Jesus needs to go beast mode

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    • booty [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      god, just imagine him scurryin' along on all four legs awooga

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