https://nitter.net/JoelWBerry/status/1591095294732558336#m
I like how many (slightly more) intelligent single conservative women in that thread realize they are included in his post and are mildly calling him out. While the batshit crazy religious conservative women are all like :sicko-fem:
single conservative women in that thread realize they are included in his post
:wonder-who-thats-for:
Deranged thought I can't contain - An alternate world where conservatives actually agree to take care of pregnant women and babies after they're born and make them into the strongest base in the United States.
But nope. They gotta hold onto all of the facets of capitalism, even the parts that contradict the other parts.
It has happened in poland, the right wing party promised to give every family 500 pln per child and they have been winning every election since
Meanwhile Biden owes us a few checks and won't do anything meaningful to deal with student loan debt.
I'm reading between the lines here and this dude seems to think his dick is the cure to the depridations of end-stage capitalism
The chaos dragon has to be slain... I mean tamed, bucko! :up-yours-woke-moralists:
ah yes SSRI Addiction :centrist:
Males make up 49% of the population but nearly 80% of sui****s
Yea its definitely just the women who are miserable in this hellworld.
Let’s just ignore the stats on who attempts sui**** more
compelling analysis. I too can play the same game
married women in america are barefoot, pregnant, stuck in the kitchen, addicted to wine and surrounded by kids they hate, wracked with guilt from not contacting CPS when their husbands' hit the kids. They are the Republicans' core base now (since they vote how their husbands tell them to), and the Republicans will do anything to manufacture more of them... starting in kindergarten.
the implication behind “manufacture” and “starting from kindergarten” may be more than just misogyny
This is flying over my drunken head rn, what's the implication?
it must be weird to live in a world where the Democrats are like a far-reaching nefarious plot to covertly conquer the world through extremely precise and effective social engineering, rather than what they actually are: a bunch of dopey bureaucrats in the service of capital all competing for book deals
Lost ✅
Miserable ✅
Addicted to SSRIs ❌
And alcohol ✅
Wracked with guilt from abortion ❌
Wandering from partner to partner ✅
I thought at some point Babylon bee made fun of conservatives. Now this guy is just repeating Jesse Waters talking points.
You're not wrong. It started out as mostly self depreciating Christian humor but it got bought out by some rich Evangelical chud who put Barry in charge of it. They immediately went all-in on the "muh attack helicopter" jokes and the like.
