• FourteenEyes [he/him]
    hexagon
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    7 months ago

    Anchovy and pineapple is the people's topping choice and you will eat it

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
        hexagon
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        7 months ago

        best part is nobody eats your leftovers

        also if you add onions and garlic nobody will try to talk to you it's great

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      7 months ago

      Prepared properly, this would probably be pretty good

      Anchovies for that unparalled umami, thinly sliced pineapples that caramalize in the heat of the oven to add complex sweetness and acidity to cut through the richness of a good mozzarella

      Fuck, now I'm hungry

        • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
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          7 months ago

          That's why pineapple needs to be in syrup and in chunks before being added to the pizza. Fresh/canned pineapple in rounds is the worst possible choice, because it won't caramelize in the short time it's in the oven, and it will water down the sauce with the water it already holds.

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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          7 months ago

          And that's exactly why people hate pineapple on pizza

          Like a lot of things, it's a matter of technique

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          7 months ago

          I cut pizzas and run the window where I work and am in a constant battle to keep things like pineapple cut thin. I've gotta cut these pizza whith a wheel and thick stuff like thst just turns it into a snowplow for freshly melted cheese and fucks up the pizza.

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              7 months ago

              Thanks, these are fancy ass pizzas where people are paying $20-30 for an 11inch pizza. It's not harder work to cut ingredients right, it's actually easier cause thinner slices mean we use less per pizza and you do the job less often. I've been at this gig for almost 3 years now and am at a point where I understand pizza on a whole other level and get reeeeeal specific about how things should be done.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        7 months ago

        Pre-carmalize your pineapple but do so before slicing. Skin it, blast it with sugar and salt and heave it in the oven until it's brown. Then it's caramelized on the outside already and most of the way there for when you cook the pizza so you don't have to overcook the pizza to get it that way, (source: I do this every 3 days for my job)