https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/yrflmk/beat_up_by_an_8_or_9_year_old_park_at_richcraft/

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Put both hands on either side of the child, then proceed to yeet it into the sky.

    Like, seriously there is no fucking excuse for losing to an 8 year old. They've gotta be like 4st/25kg? You can literally yeet that over your head and into space.

    I'm a flimsy little thing and even I wouldn't lose to an 8 year old.

    • Weedian [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      you'll either be the person who beat up an 8 year old, or the person who got beat up by an 8 year old

      there's no good outcome to fighting an 8 year old

      • Mindfury [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        i'm absolutely convinced that if push came to shove (lmao), 99% of users here could still pick up and piledrive a 40kg child if such humiliation were on the line

        (the 1% are kerryposters)

          • Weedian [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            remember when kat williams got beat up by a large child lol

            or that 5 year old who put their teacher in the hospital recently?

              • Weedian [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                you're absolutely right and that's a very good distinction to make, I was just pointing out that small children can still do real damage

            • Vampire [any]
              ·
              2 years ago

              https://yewtu.be/watch?v=ScbTqX0bTos

        • ComradeGuts [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Remember that survey where like 25% of people said they couldn't beat a rat in a fight? This feels related