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He should be the announcer on the loudspeaker at the gulag. Let him make catty comments at all the formerly-powerful people (the losers and haters). He’d love it, we’d love it, let’s put the past behind us.
this would unironically be the best possible choice for the twitter gulag
If you are going to let any of them live it logicaly should be Kissinger, I'm he can give some valuable medical contributions into to help us understand how to live for 200 years.
honestly this is gonna be a major one for most of the capitalist class. sad! oh well, there's other classes.
Its true. No matter how funny he is.
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Strap him into a clockwork orange type contraption in front of a laptop, restrict internet access to every website except twitter, and let him post freely
Next, we give dril everything he could ever want, along with a state-of-the-art massage for every funny tweet about Elon Musk.
Speaking of our elongated ratboy, we also give him the Trump treatment, except instead of posting freely he's only allowed to see the above accounts and tweets that mention his name. We make him a reverse-moderator that has to personally read and reinstate every tweet that got deleted for breaking twitter TOS if it dunks on Elon sufficiently enough.
We use some sort of Soulkiller or SOMA brain scanner to create a snapshot of his big wet brain, and run an AI to post for eternity, being updated on the latest news so it can continue posting
The simulated environment would be the Oval Office with the Diet Coke button and all the Big Macs he can eat. He'd last forever without degrading or going insane because he'd simply not believe you when you told him he was a simulation. Then he'd yell at the TV.
That would require him to not fall apart like a LEGO sculpture hitting a concrete floor in approx. 2-5 years.
There will be several layers of filtering. But every year we will have enough good posts to release a new coffee table book.
Twitter is nationalized, he gets made President but only for the purposes of posting, all the beautiful boaters in the replies get to dunk on the liberals who can't help but respond to him, everyone wins
