In chronological order
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He was stabbed maladroitly. September 7, 2018
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He was bitten by giant bird. July 15, 2020
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He had mold in his lungs. July 31, 2020
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He had 10 days of hiccups. July 14, 2021 He was cured after doctors removed a kilo of feces through his nose.
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He had stomach pain which turned out to be an intestinal blockage from swallowing an unidentified number of whole shrimps. January 5, 2022
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He has a skin disease that doesn't allow him to wear pants. November 19, 2022
Also he has had repeated covid infections. Four? The most recent one was September 22, 2021?
Did I make any mistakes? Am I missing anything? I should have used a far better source instead of that stupid tweet thread.
Like a snake... Holy shit - pun intended - I didn't even think of that. Maybe he actually did he them in the shells and swallowed them to prove his alpha manliness.