In chronological order
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He was stabbed maladroitly. September 7, 2018
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He was bitten by giant bird. July 15, 2020
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He had mold in his lungs. July 31, 2020
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He had 10 days of hiccups. July 14, 2021 He was cured after doctors removed a kilo of feces through his nose.
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He had stomach pain which turned out to be an intestinal blockage from swallowing an unidentified number of whole shrimps. January 5, 2022
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He has a skin disease that doesn't allow him to wear pants. November 19, 2022
Also he has had repeated covid infections. Four? The most recent one was September 22, 2021?
Did I make any mistakes? Am I missing anything? I should have used a far better source instead of that stupid tweet thread.
Stuff like this makes me wonder why I even bother looking after my health. You get people who eat nothing but sugar and carbs, sitting in a chair all day living to be 100. Meanwhile I do more to protect my health than literally anybody I know through diet, exercise, and lifestyle and then I'll randomly destroy my knee walking down the stairs. I fucking hate it.
A significant amount of "good health" is determined by factors outside your control - the political-economy and your place in it, genetics, the lived environment, what is allowed in your food, etc. What you do control is the stuff you're doing and it still has a big impact, keep up the healthy habits and don't fret over having to take things a little easy after an injury.
Well... some of it is under your control but only at a mass level like the political-economy and environment...
I’m thinking about how micro plastics are s in virtually everything now :(
He had stomach pain which turned out to be an intestinal blockage from swallowing an unidentified number of whole shrimps. January 5, 2022
Was it the shells or does he eat them like a snake?
Like a snake... Holy shit - pun intended - I didn't even think of that. Maybe he actually did he them in the shells and swallowed them to prove his alpha manliness.
Ghouls get up to some freaky shit because everything else in life has lost its luster.
rightoids don't actually enjoy anything, they just want more stuff
that's why they swallow their food whole and go on flavorless carnivore diets
He had 10 days of hiccups. July 14, 2021 He was cured after doctors removed a kilo of feces through his nose.
I'm sorry, what?
They shoved a tube down his nose until they reached his blocked colon and then the poop was removed through that tube. There's pictures of it and everything.
Between that and an eagle attacking Trump, I think birbs are antifa.
He was stabbed maladroitly
:kitty-cri-texas: now there's a $5 city word
:geordi-no: shidding out your doodoo ass
:geordi-yes: shidding through your nose tube
He'll die and when they cut him open for
shits and gigglesan autopsy they'll find his body is just solid inside - like burnt and overcooked meat.Trump will want to know if there's ketchup inside.
"Trump - steak - ketchup" jokes are nearly always bad but I think that one's kosher. There's no lib alive who would say that.
Careful, you're venturing awfully close to Teresa Heinz Kerryposting territory
Nothing makes me happier like seeing Brazil's favorite guy feel a negative emotion for once in his parasitical life, and all the tears of the Brazilians that their chief nazi isn't being spoiled rotten by God himself for just briefly.
