this shit is too meticulous, satan show yourself we caught the ruse
smh it just shows how young this website is. us old heads know that the world ended back in December 2012 and we've all just been suffering in hell since then
We warned you, we told you 'bout them b'ak'tun and you made movies instead!
It rained that day, not abnormally heavily, but enough that a classmate who already believed the apocalypse was coming scared himself into thinking it was the start of a divine flood.
had to make a 3 hour drive back to my parents house, 2 hours and 45 minutes of which were on the freeway. alrewdy a nightmare, it's dark out and everybody's got their lights all the way up so they hurt my eyes. i feel like max rockatansky navigating the fury road with how pissy some of these fucking massive trucks are that i'm going under 90
for the last hour i was driving behind a car that was identical to mine. same color, same model, either the same year or a very similar make. and the license plate was almost the same. started with the same 2 characters, and ended with the same. in between there were 3 more the same as mine, though in different spots. i was convinced i'd crashed and this was my hell, forced to drive behind myself on an unending road in my shitty sedan
anyways they turned out to live a few blocks away from my parents, who i reached without incident
Oh, I believe you! I just reckon it'd make a nice twilight zone ep if you flesh out the ideas y'know
Same. Wild to think that in 2019 I didn't understand Jokerfication, but this year I have fully become :matt-jokerfied:
This world has to be one big sick joke, no other explanation makes sense
Well, if the world is one big joke, it's time to give them the punchline!
:lenin-laugh::data-laughing::michael-laugh:
All people in Purgatory are certain of their being saved though. That's kind of the point otherwise it's just life.
We caught the ruse
Unfortunately, having tried this tack since 2002, I can inform you that this too is part of the ruse
We need a new rule here, no teens allowed. We're now a strictly 20+ website, all you teens can go back to your Tamagotchi and Fortnite until you're old enough
well alright Mr Biden I hope you log off and don't come back until you're old enough. please don't let your Tamagotchi die in the meantime
Buddy, I remember the Satanic Panic
Not very well because I was like 2, but still
Yeah that shit was wild. I wasn't much older but fuck it was insane to hear that magic cards were the devil. Meanwhile the only shit my catholic school banned was gang shit because we were in an area with a lot of gang activity. Knew a kid who had an initiation tattoo at the age of ten.
Like if you are making a gaggle of nuns and priests look rational with their bans you are bugnuts assholes.
I hope that kid made it out. He dropped out and I moved away and he'd be like 39/40 now. I hope he got out of that life.
:anarchist-occult: "Woah woah woah, missy, I've done some fucked up shit in my time but I would never be transphobic, don't pin that evil on me."
wait that means that saliva trip 10 years ago... i never actually came out
