• Vampire [any]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Does this guy think he just invented dinner?

    • edwardligma [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      i think we can all agree that the most significant thing that date night as a concept is missing is performance reviews against key targeted metrics to drive synergistic growth moving forward into the next quarter

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        "Honey, listen. I want to drive our synergistic growth moving forward into the next quarter. You know what I mean? Right into next quarter. Drive really hard so—"

        "Sorry, I'm not in the mood. Let's reschedule for Wednesday night next week."

        "Next week?"

        "I'm sorry to say that some of us are not working hard enough on our partner input-output balances. From scratch I'm reformatting and rebuilding our relationship matrix and then—"

        "Okay, okay."

      • Dbumba [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        What's even the point of experiencing the human spectrum of emotions if they can't be broken down into digestible quantifiable data optics to show positive or negative growth?