Follow up tweets...
before you reply to my silly funny haha joke with either 'doritos have different amounts of flavour on them' or 'buy organic fruit' please consider that i have already been repeatedly told both of these things for the past 9 hours and they're both wrong. thanks
some nerd: not if you know how to pick fruit correctly 🤓
me: bravo sir. while you are busy running your various tests on a mango ill be elsewhere experiencing Joy
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW IF YOU LOVE FRUIT OR HATE DORITOS!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!
Both of those things are awful. Most types of supermarket fruit have been selectively bred for shelf-stability, appearance, and in some cases durability for mechanical harvesting and is further picked underripe so what ends up in the store is a flavorless piece of shit that rots without ever ripening, and doritos are objectively the worst kind of chip, somehow even surpassing pringles in that regard.
I can't shop for fresh food at supermarkets anymore, I keep getting burned with shit that's about to turn but was hidden nestled in the bosom of decent fruit (like blackberries). I have a couple local grocers I trust, bonus they're both ethnic grocers so I can get legit gochujang or eid food depending on the season!
Baked Lays gang rise up
my local farmer's market fruits and veggies legitimately taste like a completely different food from grocery store stuff it's insane