I have to fly home for the holidays, but I fucking hate flying. Should I smoke some weed before to make the miserable journey worth it? Will they do a test during the security check to see if I'm high? I know carrying weed is illegal but what if it's inside my bloodstream already? Can they arrest me? I don't want to go to jail. Can I get some gummies at least past security to have on the plane?

  • regularassbitch [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    they have drug sniffing dogs for your blood now and they'll rip you to shreds if they detect even a faint scent of weed aroma

      • regularassbitch [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        that's what boston dynamics has been up to. they turned the robot dogs into vampires

          • regularassbitch [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            they're running paramilitary weed sniffing units now. in addition to weed, these machines are trained to attack at the sight of a single rasta hat, with or without the dreads sewn in. it's getting dangerous out there and not a lot of it makes sense

            • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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              2 years ago

              got a call the other day about a friend of mine he got got by the robot dogs for the crime of wearing a beanie a sweatshirt and pyjama pants to pick up some snacks at the couche tard by his house

              to shreds, they said

              they don't even care that its legal here the robo dogs just rove across the north american continent murdering anyone who looks vaguely like an extra in a harold and kumar flick, despicable

            • MerryChristmas [any]
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              2 years ago

              My freshman roommate had a Bob Marley tapestry hanging over his bed and I've been on the run ever since.