We need :my-ancestor:

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    MY :monke-return: ANCESTOR

    Why did Jack Chick make that ancestor look so cunning and smooth?

    • kristina [she/her]
      ·
      2 years ago

      it not only feels racist but it also disparages evolution i think? really something special :brainworms:

      • Tachanka [comrade/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        yeah that character has dreads. he's clearly coded as nonwhite so Jack Chick was trying to do "POCs are monkeys!" and also "evolutionists think they're descended from monkeys! isn't that absurd!" young earth creationism type shit at the same time.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    That's a fairly balanced Shadowrun team. The girl with the SEX tattoo must be the decker and has one of those sleek fancy Fairlight Cyberdecks.

  • 420stalin69
    ·
    2 years ago

    Drugs :marx-guns-blazing:

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      I'd say "Rock n' Roll" to top that off, but in a moment of Milkshake Duckery I remembered just how many of the "oldies" were pedophiles. :sadness:

  • Circra [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I love how the guy with the knife looks really pissed off cos no one told him it was gun day.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      If he dumped all his Physical Adept points into reflex dice, he'd be able to... have a reach 0 weapon that still kind of sucks and he really should have gone for something longer that hits harder. Monofilament whips are time-honored meta. :theory-gary:

      • Circra [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        I have never played the game (shadowrun?) But could it be an enchanted dagger? My current ranger/druid character has one in the 5e game I play and she has shanked an awful lot of the game's equivilent of Pinkertons with it.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          ·
          2 years ago

          But could it be an enchanted dagger?

          Sure, but even the best Weapon Focus dagger lacks reach. Reach is everything in Shadowrun melee combat. Should have went for a staff for plausible deniability or a polearm or something otherwise. :theory-gary:

          • Circra [he/him]
            ·
            2 years ago

            Ah that makes a lot of sense, I think there's a couplea niche weapons in 5e that give you 10ft range instead of 5 but other than that it's pretty much irrelavent.

            Seems a shame though. A knife fighter with switchblades seems like it'd be quite a fun character concept. Is there some sorta bonus for getting inside someone else's weapon range so they can't swing a club or whatever as effectively?

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
    ·
    2 years ago

    The youth Bible appears to be a senior citizen’s large print edition

  • Kuori [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    gonna get me a 'SEX' tattoo and some of those bulging cock vein pants

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      It's The Truth For Youth. Basically imagine Jack Chick if he was the "How do you do, fellow kids?" guy.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Chuds stop making their enemies look super cool challenge. :based-department:

  • buh [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    It’s unfortunate that we’ll never see a Chick x Garrison collab

  • 7bicycles [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I genuinely want the Shirt that just says "Drugs" with a skull and bones.