10 years later

"How I got Doom to run on a vagina chip"

Who need their chip ate

Vagina chips :amber-snacking:

First surgery on a grape now a friggin' vajayjay on a chip, science done lost it's goddamned mind!

You wouldn't download a vagina

Ok who let the scientists eat a drug?

They will still come in a bag that's 50% air tho

British people calling it vagina on a crisp

The Vagina Chip device measures only 1 inch

my mind went into middle school mode at this point so I stopped reading. But anyway, seems like a good idea. Your microbiome is responsible for all sorts of shit. It can profoundly change whether or not you're having a good time. And you can do tests to see whether certain bacteria fuck everything up. "potential probiotic treatments" sounds very sterile , but consider that the fecal transplant where they put someone else's poop up your butt to get their microbiome is a probiotic treatment. They might be testing some gross shit.

I think this is useful for understanding how to convert the skin cells inside neovaginas into ones that support the right microbiome for self-cleaning? we kind of get there after a while with the newest procedures but, if you're unlucky, you wind up prone to bad odors, yeast infections, utis, etc..

I was going to make a joke about VaaS but I realized that's just prostitution.

Cyborgs born after 2077 dont know how to netrun

All they know is charge they implants, eat vagina chip and lie

:kelly: Vaginachos