I think I could take him on

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    2 years ago

    Do NOT face allah alone while astral projecting

    Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

    He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

    I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

    Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    God is just a big baby that needs to be the centre of attention. So yes.

    Source: I went to Church every fucking Sunday for 18 years.

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      BTW @Dirt_Owl. A while back, you recommended a few animes with not bad depictions of women. I saved your comment, but saves don't seem to be working in hexbear. Do you remember what those animes are again?

  • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    If JRPGs have tought me anything:

    Can you beat God in a fight? Yes.

    Can you beat God in a fight by yourself (i.e., without the power of friendship)? No.

    Who are you taking with you to fight the Christian God?

  • Dimmer06 [he/him,comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    God is already dead. Some German dude killed him I think. That means you could definitely beat Him though.

  • LeninsBeard [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Personally I attack and dethrone God every other Tuesday but I'm just built different

  • Goadstool
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    1 month ago

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  • jabrd [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    What’s your martial arts background? I hear gods put all his points into sambo and honestly that’s a great base for mma