imagine seeing your coworker doing that and not being like, "damn, thats sick, im gonna do that from now on" and instead complaining about them on the internet
If you have an office job and don't do this, what are you even doing with your life?
Excuse me. I watch LGR and Defunctland videos all day, and need both hands free to make it look like I'm working. Could you imagine if my boss' boss came over to my desk and I didn't have time to Alt Tab my screen over to some bullshit XLS sheet?
The only people worse than Jim from the Office are people IRL who think they're Jim from the Office.
Hell yeah I do. It might just be coffee and bananas but you bet your tight tushie I eat 2 meals and a snack on the few days they make us go to the office.
And when I'm at home it's all the main meals of the day. I cook em on the clock and take my shower too, fuck it.
A toasted sanwich does not stop me from doing my work. Hunger stops me from doing my work. My co workers would be pissed if i didnt make it in my own time however, but then they vape outside for 15 minutes anyway, so fuck em.
Yes, literally all of them.
I am literally the only one who doesn't do this, strangely. Because I'm a weirdo who mostly doesn't eat.
Does anyone else have that one co-worker that will eat le soylent lead and cadmium powder and humblebrag about how he doesn't need a lunch break and that no one should be allowed to have one? :cringe:
