• corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    I will continue to not finish the album I've been working on for 2 years now.

    I will probably get properly diagnosed with ADHD.

    DeSantis will announce his candidacy.

    We'll see the most intense weather events ever brought about by climate change. No media figures will actually say what's going on.

    Tim Pool will say the 14 words, but as like some sort of transphobic thing instead of a racist thing.

    Tucker Carlson will just say the 14 words.

    Matt Walsh will be outed as a sex pest of some sort.

    Scaredy Cats youtube channel will only post 2 videos all year, continuing to disappoint me greatly. Bobby Duke will not be in them at all.

    The new pope might not be a nazi, but will probably have ties to anticommunist action in Jakarta or some shit. Calling that now.

    The Twisted Metal TV show will suck, but might generate enough interest for a new game in the series to be made. Which will also suck.

    @Dirt_Owl and I will get married. The service will be held in front of the dumpsters behind my local corner store.

    I'll spend too much money on Parenti books.

    The word "Tankie" will be said on the Senate floor, but with a twist! Someone will call Xi a tankie, and then have to give a long, rambling, and incorrect definition of the word.

    • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      The pope who died actually resigned a while ago, Pope Francis succeeded him and I don’t really feel like there’s any connections from him to that stuff

        • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          Pope Francis is known as the "cool pope" though that's from libs so he has plenty of very :cringe: takes, but he is a supporter of liberation Catholicism and is from South America and so says some good shit about the global poor needing to resist global capital when he can get away with it.