IDK this whole men on this site need advice thing has convinced me that people here really think this isn't a safe place to ask questions about how to, IDK, be?. So ask them here I guess if you didn't ask them in the other thread.
I'm drunk and going to sleep now, but I have the day off tomorrow and will sincerely commit to effort-posting responses if anyone has genuine questions they want some in depth advice to.
I will say I'm just a guy who thinks he has enough trips around the sun to have some insight to share but I am not an authority on anything, so anyone else please feel free to chime in
I think if you've reached this stage of your relationship the only reasonable option is to engage in revolutionary violence against the state :shrug-outta-hecks:
but i thought we were all there
Revolutionary violence against the state counts as taking out the trash so that would only mean that The Wife™ would win.
The Wife™ should win.
:grillman: ---> :lenin-da: pipeline