hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agoJust jerk off like a normal person and leave the rest of us out of itimagemessage-square140 fedilinkarrow-up1106file-text
arrow-up1106imageJust jerk off like a normal person and leave the rest of us out of ithexaflexagonbear [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agomessage-square140 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredoublepepperoni [none/use name]hexbear94·2 years agoWhen I got to fresh breast milk ice cream at the end I fucking died :data-laughing: link
minus-squarehexaflexagonbear [he/him]hexagonhexbear67·2 years agoStill trying to figure out what they need the cows for then :jesse-wtf: link
minus-squareKobaCumTribute [she/her]hexbear65·2 years agoHe wants a tradwife with a hucow fetish. link
minus-squaredoublepepperoni [none/use name]hexbear45·2 years agoInstead of Stardew Valley, he played a fetish porn game and went "This is it. This is what my ancestors' lifestyles were all about." link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear32·2 years agoEven though I'm part native american and welsh my viking ancestors lived the plot to Bible Black and I'm retvrning to tradition. link
minus-squareAntoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]hexbear29·2 years agoCan't qualify for USDA dairy subsidies without livestock. Although congress could easily change this. link
minus-squareAcidSmiley [she/her]hexbear24·2 years agoThey're just pet cows that give the illusion of a wholesome bucolic life. link
minus-squarelaziestflagellant [they/them]hexbear54·2 years agoThat's legit a line taken directly from vegancirclejerk, the combination of that and the context is making my head spin a little link
minus-squareFindom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]hexbear45·edit-22 years agoThe whole thing sounds like a VCJ bit account. It's just a little too :chefs-kiss: not to be. link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear35·2 years agoFascist baby want mommy milkies link
When I got to fresh breast milk ice cream at the end I fucking died :data-laughing:
Still trying to figure out what they need the cows for then :jesse-wtf:
He wants a tradwife with a hucow fetish.
Instead of Stardew Valley, he played a fetish porn game and went "This is it. This is what my ancestors' lifestyles were all about."
Even though I'm part native american and welsh my viking ancestors lived the plot to Bible Black and I'm retvrning to tradition.
Can't qualify for USDA dairy subsidies without livestock. Although congress could easily change this.
They're just pet cows that give the illusion of a wholesome bucolic life.
That's legit a line taken directly from vegancirclejerk, the combination of that and the context is making my head spin a little
The whole thing sounds like a VCJ bit account. It's just a little too :chefs-kiss: not to be.
Fascist baby want mommy milkies