'inspired by yennefer and triss' like hes some sort of artistic genius citing da vinci as his main inspiration. who the fuck buys minis like this to paint and just have weird poorly painted nude women everywhere?!

spongebob-i-fucking-love I FUCKING LOVE FANTASIZING ABOUT SMASHING A NECKBEARDS SKULL IN

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
    hexbear
    33
    17 days ago

    Lmao it's so terrible. The eyes are so bad.

    One of the comments made me laugh:

    All that nipple detail, then phoned it in with some robot chicken eyes.

    God I hate misogynist nerds. They slime up any hobby space they invade.

  • barrbaric [he/him]
    hexbear
    27
    17 days ago

    Sooooo many third party mini companies for warhammer make these ridiculously hornt up female minis, I hate it.

    Unfortunately I love this "Vladimir the Liberator" model made by the same company.

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  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    13
    17 days ago

    paints weird horny plastic toy so one woman has red hair and one black hair

    INSPIRED BY WITCHER SECKS CARD GAME

  • Lerios [hy/hym]
    hexbear
    13
    17 days ago

    i'm poor so i don't fuck with minis or anything that requires them, but i do watch some warhammer streams. theres one where they go through the popular recent kickstarters for minis, pick them randomly based on names, and try to avoid violating twitch TOS through sheer nerd horniness.

    its surprisingly hard. even the sets with the most absurd fantasy monster names will also have an unlockable sexist objectification tier for some reason.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
      hexbear
      10
      17 days ago

      2nd/3rd edition Warhammer Dark Elves/Dark Eldar/Slannesh looks like a 17th century Quaker gathering by comparison with some of the Kickstarter sets.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
      hexbear
      8
      17 days ago

      Lol is that Tom and Ben? Somebody compiled the "kickstarter roulette" clips and I've been watching those the last couple days.

      • Lerios [hy/hym]
        hexbear
        9
        edit-2
        17 days ago

        yeah lmao 🥰 they're the source of 100% of my warhammer knowledge and it pisses off my nerd mates so much because i'll either be completely correct or unquestioningly reference a bullshit meme character Tem and Bon completely made up (crabnos, the brothers doomborn, kremlo(?), etc) because all of warhammer sounds equally dumb to me blob-no-thoughts

        • barrbaric [he/him]
          hexbear
          9
          17 days ago

          In fairness Kremlo is 100% real, as is Slambo. Warhammer is dumb (which is why it's sometimes good).

  • AutomatedPossum [she/her]
    hexbear
    13
    17 days ago

    I'm glad there's a ton of queer nerds so i can enjoy my nerdy hobbies without these dweebs, but it also means that the only places where i can talk about RPGs without neckbeards yelling about wokeness ruining their favorite game are trans discords.

  • keepcarrot [she/her]
    hexbear
    13
    17 days ago

    It's absolutely wild that a lot of alt miniature producers are outflanked on the left by games workshop. >.>

  • EelBolshevikism [none/use name]
    hexbear
    4
    edit-2
    17 days ago

    I always thought painting horny minis sounded weirdly relaxing (don’t ask my brain is weird). Is this a dunk on the idea of that or just the fact they’re sexualizing literal slavery?

    • lurkerlady [she/her]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      6
      edit-2
      17 days ago

      I think it's possible to have artistic nudity that is classy or interesting, and it really requires good painting skill, but most is just blatant sexual nudity and objectification.

      • EelBolshevikism [none/use name]
        hexbear
        3
        16 days ago

        sexual nudity

        Yeah I’m not even going to remotely defend the weird random objectifying designs like this or woman with bikini armor number 267,000, but I imagine purposefully sexual sculptures have existed for ages because people are often just, y’know, horny. I guess I’m asking if the issue is sexual nudity and designs, or if the issue is their random inclusion and normalization as being the “average” of what minis of female characters look like?

        Like I guess what I’m saying is that it doesn’t seem inherently problematic for people to make purposely sexual sculptures and paint them, but 1. I don’t want to come across as invalidating your complaints about tabletop gaming spaces, especially since 2. It’s treated as a “normalized”, sort of SFW-adjacent thing, when it should be tantamount to posting yiff on r/drawing

    • EelBolshevikism [none/use name]
      hexbear
      4
      edit-2
      17 days ago

      Tbf i don’t think it’s possible to find horny models without supporting shit like this so. Plus it would be awkward to have them around. Probably also a weird/objectifying desire/activity idk

      Self crit achieved!!