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  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Fucking cultists

    Never forget Mormons are disproportionately represented in the alphabet agencies because they're a bunch of teetotalers

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Since American Patriotism is considered cool and good to Mormons, not to mention the whole "no hot drinks" thing, I'm surprised they don't come down with it more often

    • lascaux [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      not sure how much them being teetotalers has to do with it when the CIA literally invented a disease to cover up having hangovers. i'd say they are disproportionately represented mostly because they literally worship america and are more or less forced to spend 2 years abroad learning a foreign language at 18

    • Kosh [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Reminds me of a joke about the CIA being filled with Mormons who drink and Catholics who don't.