https://www.thenational.scot/news/23296881.liz-truss-comeback-rumours-intensify-return-whatsapp-group/
The funniest possible outcome will be if they bring her back, she meets :walking-dead:, and he immediately dies. Then she's kicked out of office again within a month
Truss the plan
EDIT: I am not even the first person in this thread to make this joke
Please. I need this. I want the current PM to resign, have her be re-elected, then resign 5 months later, then Bojo struts onto the podium and takes his spot back, then he resigns 5 months later and the current PM takes his spot again
i think it would be extremely funny if Suella Braverman accidentally deported herself to Rwanda
The year is 2030, the Tory's rotate the position of PM every minute between each member of the party.
critical support for Liz "Royalty Remover" Truss's comeback tour
I'm still not sure whether I'm impressed with her dom or not
Getting your lifestyle sub into a government position that high is some real next level shit but the question is, did he have her crash the economy on purpose so that he could profit in the short term or is he some deranged free market ideologue who actually thought their moves were going to help the :ukkk: ?
is he some deranged free market ideologue who actually thought their moves were going to help
he seems more the latter if only because he was caught off guard for them immediately failing. The new ideological tory party is scary because at least the traditional cynical oligarchs were predictable. It's like the difference between being robbed at gunpoint for £10,000 and £30. The former is a professional who you can trust to only go so far the latter no one knows what they'll do least of all them
Liz Truss advocated for British soldiers to directly fight in Ukraine she is genuinely crazy
MUM!
MUM I NEED TO GET TO TESCO I NEED SOME ICEBERG LETTUCE!
I NEED IT FOR THE INTERNET, MUM, I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS!
england thinks they're done with her... but she's just getting started with england :liz-shining:
lol they'll build her up as a patsie and blame Scotland seceding on her
They must not like Charles(? pretty sure that's right)
Are you trying to take away a good reason to dunk on the Bri'ish?
(But in all seriousness, o7 to my UK comrades).
british people will do anything except [redacted][expunged][to be honest i'm pretty sure talking about such things literally is illegal in britain]
vote Labour.
That's the funny part, they can't. Both Liz and Rishi were elected by members of the conservative party.
The libertarian ultra-freemarket group of the conservative party are literally batshit insane, even by tory standards.
return of the jokes about hitting the trussy
Death to America
