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  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    What the hell does "corrupted" even mean here? He's in full control of the platform. Is it being corrupted by the fucking chaos gods?

    • NuraShiny [any]
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      2 years ago

      If I had to imagine a real answer here it's that no one kept track of why people originally got the blue check and so now he can't selectively uncheck people he does not like.

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      I'm guessing they've decided that removing blue checks from people they don't want to have them is too difficult and will come with too much of a blowback.

      So what they will do is sunset the blue check entirely to remove absolutely everyone from it, then they'll bring in a new system and start from scratch while refusing to give it to anyone that is remotely left wing.

        • Awoo [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          The premium is a separate thing to verification. A verification system is still a necessity for the site to run properly so it's got to be something other than just that.

          • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            Am I misunderstanding that he's ending the verification system then? I know he's already been over this but he does operate like a drunk toddler.

            • Awoo [she/her]
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              2 years ago

              He's ending it but you shouldn't expect it to stay gone for long. It opens up too much impersonation.

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Yes. Nurgle has cast a divine plague upon their code base. Any who attempt to work on it become infected and turn into putrid sacks of grease and bile.

    • UlyssesT
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      2 months ago

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    • grey_wolf_whenever [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It's just like when he said "the tech stack is sooooo crazy we can't do anything" it doesn't mean anything, it's just an excuse.

  • innocentlurker [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    He invents an inherently corrupt neoliberal monetization of an existing system to exploit a majority accepted "norm" of trusted identification of individual users and now claims it's corrupt.

    :shocked-pikachu:

    • Commander_Data [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      He's not talking about the $8 blue checks here, he's talking about the free ones that the marginally famous had when he took over. He wants his $8 a month from Stephen King.

    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Its actually worse. He claims his new monetization scam system is corruption free, but the old legacy system is too corrupt to maintain

      • Kuori [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        oh thank god he's doubling down, that makes this much funnier

  • AHopeOnceMore [he/him]B
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    2 years ago

    lol but those little checks are the only reason The Specials stay on the platform

  • RamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Elon ends Corruption in the same time Vietnam renews its anticorruption drive.

    Wtf one struggle :my-hero: :left-unity-2: :uncle-ho-2: