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  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    1 year ago

    What the hell does "corrupted" even mean here? He's in full control of the platform. Is it being corrupted by the fucking chaos gods?

    • NuraShiny [any]
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      1 year ago

      If I had to imagine a real answer here it's that no one kept track of why people originally got the blue check and so now he can't selectively uncheck people he does not like.

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      I'm guessing they've decided that removing blue checks from people they don't want to have them is too difficult and will come with too much of a blowback.

      So what they will do is sunset the blue check entirely to remove absolutely everyone from it, then they'll bring in a new system and start from scratch while refusing to give it to anyone that is remotely left wing.

        • Awoo [she/her]
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          1 year ago

          The premium is a separate thing to verification. A verification system is still a necessity for the site to run properly so it's got to be something other than just that.

          • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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            1 year ago

            Am I misunderstanding that he's ending the verification system then? I know he's already been over this but he does operate like a drunk toddler.

            • Awoo [she/her]
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              1 year ago

              He's ending it but you shouldn't expect it to stay gone for long. It opens up too much impersonation.

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Yes. Nurgle has cast a divine plague upon their code base. Any who attempt to work on it become infected and turn into putrid sacks of grease and bile.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Because it's from :my-hero: it may be some bazinga take on "corruption" that means "le sexy feeemale waifu now has different colored glowing eyes which means she must be rescued from aforementioned corruption by le manly man" like in ActiBlizz slop. :so-true:

    • grey_wolf_whenever [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      It's just like when he said "the tech stack is sooooo crazy we can't do anything" it doesn't mean anything, it's just an excuse.

  • innocentlurker [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    He invents an inherently corrupt neoliberal monetization of an existing system to exploit a majority accepted "norm" of trusted identification of individual users and now claims it's corrupt.

    :shocked-pikachu:

    • Commander_Data [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      He's not talking about the $8 blue checks here, he's talking about the free ones that the marginally famous had when he took over. He wants his $8 a month from Stephen King.

    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      Its actually worse. He claims his new monetization scam system is corruption free, but the old legacy system is too corrupt to maintain

      • Kuori [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        oh thank god he's doubling down, that makes this much funnier

  • AHopeOnceMore [he/him]B
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    1 year ago

    lol but those little checks are the only reason The Specials stay on the platform

  • RamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Elon ends Corruption in the same time Vietnam renews its anticorruption drive.

    Wtf one struggle :my-hero: :left-unity-2: :uncle-ho-2: