• lvysaur [he/him]
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    vor 4 Jahren

    dude but 4 random people who may or may not be Uyghurs said so in this piece published by a US-backed "non governmental" organization

    • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
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      vor 4 Jahren

      Random muslim guy leaning against a wall in Xinjiang: Speaking into an iphone Uhh yeah dude those jails are fucked up man. I bet they've got like 5 million of our guys locked in there or something cause that place is huuuuge. My mom's boyfriend Skweezy Zhao used to tell me they like strap you to a papoose board and make you chant "Allah sucks, I like China a lot" and shit. And I know he's legit because he gave me my first hit of opium when I was 12. Trust me man, this shit's insane."

      Interviewer, whose Twitter name is "GABRIEL WIELDS HIS FLAMING SWORD AGAINST COMMUNISM": Holy shit get Mike Pompeo on the phone