I think I'd be a Hired Goon. A bit more specific in purpose to Hired Thug but not so committed to be a Henchman.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    Low tier Grunt/Sentry huh? Maybe see if you can work uo to Guard? You still get killed but later and cooler and you get to seize people pretty often.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I've already reached the height of my profession. I'm guarding the room full of barrels right before the final villain's chambers. They trust me with their life even if I'll never make miniboss because I look like a harbour seal when I do pushups.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
        hexagon
        ·
        2 years ago

        If they get to you all other barrels have been compromised, you're the last hope to keep at least one breeding pair of barrels alive.

        :rat-salute-2: