We need your help to come up with several dumb taglines that can go on the main page.

We're thinking it’d be neat to have a list of taglines that it randomly rotates through (and maybe special taglines for days like Kissinger Crab Party).

A quick example by @Koa_lala was “Welcome to the Cool Zone”

So comment with your best / worst bits, jokes and CTH running gags, etc.