...getting my asshole sucked out by the pool pump in the chocolate lake.

idk what possessed me to think this.

    • bubbalu [they/them]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      omg wait my friend forced me to read the story you're referencing in HS and it seriously traumatized me. despite having a lot of gross intrusive thoughts I am actually very sensitive to depictions of violence in media.

  • hypercube [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    that book/film would be way more fucked if Augustus Gloop's bit was a realistic delta-p situation

      • Ziege_Bock [any]
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        2 years ago

        Maybe don't ever google it. Put it out of your head. There's no practical or useful aspect to it unless you actually dive.

  • Weedian [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I’m picturing Mac from the end of the always sunny where they go to the water park but also drinking the chocolate

  • UnicodeHamSic [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    There should be a thing like jazz music where a bunch of directors make the same film but their own way. This is one of the things I am looking forward to in the coming years of AI. Like imagine John Woo's chocolate factory.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I'd have no idea Slugworth was working for Wonka, try to improve my lifestyle somewhat, and probably get the Fallout New Vegas intro treatment when Slugworth tells me the game was rigged all along. :doomer:

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    brb let me find a way to torture my kinks into how id die in a choclate factory