• WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    You're all overreacting, there's no way that twitter is going down any time soon

    throwback to our history

  • President_Obama [they/them]
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    2 years ago

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  • creator [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    It's gonna be some middle aged guy asking for free nudes under a foot pic

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.

    I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you. Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it.

  • lott [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Good evening, "Twitter" was 16 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Add another victim of Communism:bawllin-sad:

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Twitter dies two times: once when the last tweet is posted, and again when we forget what the tweet said.

  • adultswim_antifa [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Someone will tweet "@elonmusk did it for the lulz" and Elon will Like the tweet and then post "lulz did it I for" in yoda speak because he's a serial reposter of other people's jokes, all the funny people will have stopped posting by then, and he's extremely good at stripping all comedy out of anything he touches.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      he’s extremely good at stripping all comedy out of anything he touches.

      I wish he would do stand-up. Even five minutes would be gold. But an hour of that shit would be the most glorious dying on stage ever. And he would spend the rest of his life vainly trying to Streisand effect that vid out of existence.

      • UlyssesT
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        15 days ago

        deleted by creator

  • mittens [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I don't think there has even been a thing such as a last myspace post yet

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      There surely hasn't been. if there was - Myspace would be in the big in news for the first time in about a decade.