“Oh if you have a 600w microwave put the popcorn in for 3 minutes, 1000w? Put that shit in way less time”

“I know the power output of my kitchen appliances” - statement dreamed up by the utterly deranged

    • glimmer_twin [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      How am I supposed to fit inside the microwave to read it huh??

    • trompete [he/him]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      There isn't one in mine. And I didn't take it off either, there are warning stickers on the front of the door that I didn't remove. That thing is pretty old though.