“Oh if you have a 600w microwave put the popcorn in for 3 minutes, 1000w? Put that shit in way less time”

“I know the power output of my kitchen appliances” - statement dreamed up by the utterly deranged

  • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Reading user manuals :dean-frown:

    Waiting until the popping noise slows down :dean-smile:

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      it's a wild experience being currently in the second season of Breaking Bad and having these emojis turn from vague memes into people to whom I have emotional reactions

    • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      The microwave where I live has a popcorn mode. Don't know how it works, but it always slightly undercooks it, a few kernels don't get popped.

      I guess it's better than burning the popcorn

  • ZillaCummies [he/him]
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    2 years ago
    • unscrew the door
    • take door off
    • turn microwave on
    • insert hand
    • the time it takes for you to get skin cancer is roughly proportional to the wattage
  • sharedburdens [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    1400W, I didn't even have to get up to check, does nobody read the manual these days? I bet you've never used the secret menu to lock the microwave either! :inconceivable:

    • glimmer_twin [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      How am I supposed to fit inside the microwave to read it huh??

    • trompete [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      There isn't one in mine. And I didn't take it off either, there are warning stickers on the front of the door that I didn't remove. That thing is pretty old though.

  • SupFBI [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    The wattage is usually on a sticker right behind the door at the top of the unit. Failing that, it's on the back.

  • Blep [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    A sane society wouldve standardized this shit 50 years ago

  • kissinger
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • Chump [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    It’s usually printed inside the door

  • Coolkidbozzy [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    it makes my food get an adequate amount of heat and that's all I need to know

  • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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    2 years ago

    I was told I could either know the output or how fast the little plate spun.

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      yeah, similar story here. i have a small kitchen in a small house, so space is at a premium. the microwave i had (a hand me down) was enormous. so i got one of those like decent toaster ovens instead (also since i didn't have a working toaster), which is a pretty versatile little appliance, especially the newer-ish ones that have decent fans and sort of pretend to be little convection ovens.

      for soups and reheating junk i use the stove, which is fast as hell and lets me get right where i want to be, food temp wise and gives the opportunity to add things.

      people who come over though to stay for a bit are always like, "where is the magic box? you don't have the magic box? but my leftovers are cold!"