We've obtained an automatic warrent for your VISA card. Reports you bought contraception outside of the state in an attempt to subvert our breeding laws. This is classified as a felony 1st class pre-murder for killing potential life.
You are now subjected to 15 years maximum security prison and now in the custody of GEO-McDonald's-Douglas-Nestlé Group, SA.
Your bank account, house shall be liquidated to fund county police operations, and other purposes.
You are an unfit mother. Your existing children are placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.
This is it. Some prank show host is gonna jump out of my wardrobe any moment now.
Surprise! You lost your right to contraception!
We've obtained an automatic warrent for your VISA card. Reports you bought contraception outside of the state in an attempt to subvert our breeding laws. This is classified as a felony 1st class pre-murder for killing potential life.
You are now subjected to 15 years maximum security prison and now in the custody of GEO-McDonald's-Douglas-Nestlé Group, SA.
Your bank account, house shall be liquidated to fund county police operations, and other purposes.
You are an unfit mother. Your existing children are placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.