Big Bean

pooh [she/her, love/loves] · 6 months ago

Big Bean

Hestia [comrade/them, she/her] · 6 months ago

As you cut into the engorged bean, it bursts and thousands of baby spiders flood out. The first thing they see is your face, and they imprint. You are now a spider mom

Flyberius [comrade/them] · 6 months ago

Awww

ashinadash [she/her] · 6 months ago

My brood.......

RyanGosling [none/use name] · 6 months ago

I’m gonna eat it

Show

nohaybanda [he/him] · 6 months ago

BEEEG BEANIS

idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him] · 6 months ago

Travelled all the way to London to see this and it's even more impressive in person

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] · 6 months ago

Based

muirc [he/him] · 6 months ago

Is this a Full English?

Parculis Marcilus@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 months ago

This looks like something else and I'm not gonna eat it

Infamousblt [any] · 6 months ago

Beanis juice

Thordros [he/him, comrade/them] · 6 months ago

There is only one bean. No beanis.

Infamousblt [any] · edit-2 6 months ago

But it is a bean. Bean is. Beanis.

NephewAlphaBravo [he/him] · 6 months ago

I bean therefore I is

GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them] · 6 months ago

This elicited a visceral response from me

TyMan210 [he/him, comrade/them] · 6 months ago

An unholy combination of Heinz baked beans and Weetabix cereal

Maoo [none/use name] · 6 months ago

The natural enemy of me, who is just a smol bean

crispy_lol [he/him] · 6 months ago

I wanted some of these britbeans but they’re $4.99 in the middle of America. Fuck that

Rom [he/him] · 6 months ago

Blottergrass [he/him] · 6 months ago

my dick looks like that

quarrk [he/him] · 6 months ago

Relevant TikTok (sound on)