https://nitter.1d4.us/williamlegate/status/1632799515999625216
I love that he thinks they'll try and kill him instead of just, like, deactivate his account.
given who he owes money to, I figure getting bonesawed into bits and packed into a suitcase is more likely than one of his poor H-1 serfs deciding to coup him via force
in which case bodyguards seem pretty well-equipped to turn to that end
what a fucking moron
He owes the Saudi's a lot of money but he's also good for it. He could sell tesla stock to get the money. It would seriously harm the company and his personal fortune but he could get the money
Also, if someone that powerful owes you money, the last thing you want to do is for them to pay off the debt completely. Then you don’t have anything to hold over them
It's the ol' "owing you one thousand dollars versus owing you one billion dollars" problem.
yeah that was mostly joking, they couldn't do him like they did koshoggi
Motherfucker read the wikipedia page for the Praetorian Guard and didn't read the last bit about how they started running coups and placing emperor's of their choosing on the throne.
And also has the same "Jan 9th" understanding of power being occupying the right building.
ending work from home to ensure that you have enough employees to defend the office from roaming bandits :barbarian:
some of you still aren't getting it - they're going to use multiple slurp juices on a single ape!
Richest guy on earth having no idea how corporate ownership works rocks tbh. Also, we need to see if the X.com CEO before Musk died under mysterious circumstances in the 90s
Like a January 9th style where they just have to occupy the building and kill the leaders to claim legitimacy.
As opposed to the January 6th style, where they mill about and have an impromptu ren faire
seriously, like i guess it's kind of possible, but it's nothing that an armed guard could help with. staging a coup at twitter would mean that someone with access to production and enough extra passwords takes the site hostage or something.
Kidnapping him and hiding him in Bill Cosby's basement dungeon.
wait so the whole time you just had to {redacted} a CEO and you get to claim the company for your own?
Twitter is undoubtedly higher on the 'employees who bring their bat'leth to the office' index. Seems like something that even a semi function HR department could deal with though. As long as he doesn't fuck with that, I'm sure he's fine!
yeah I think owning twitter would make me far worse off than I am right now
running the site into the ground is kind of deplatforming nazis
I think musk is living proof that twitter is one of incarnated forms of the 72 demons of Solomon
he has the maturity and inteligence of a 6 year old except he a 50 year sexual predator and one of the most powerful men on earth
see also his constant and ridiculous lies for attention
"miss miss I'm a rocket engineer brooom"
Hey he's at least six and a half! That's very important to him because he's a growing young man and not a boy!
He already did that. At this point twitter is just a server verging on meltdown, a dozen people waiting to hear back from their life raft job applications and a few million bookmarks/app installs on the phones of boomers who can't grok what an instance is.
You don't have to keep it, you could just have a fun week with high-powered magnets and accelerants
lots of roman emperors were relieved of service (and life) by their guard...
Yeah but like, an empire, versus a social media company that is literally your property and people can't just be like "you're dead this is ours" because that isn't how it works
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