• jabrd [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    My dicks getting bigger and I’m infertile? Fuck yea man. Hit my schlong with another dose of the gamma ray beam, I mean microplastic slurry

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Probably because of fewer people starving or being near-starving during development, same as height and intelligence. Probably a multi-generational epigenetic thing too. Not even necessarily something like "proper nutrition" just the removal of the consequences of starvation where the body adapts to food instability by limiting future growth, the brain devotes more stuff to the problem of getting enough food, blocks of DNA undergo chemical changes to pass on "food insecurity is a problem this population is facing" to the next generation affecting their future metabolic health, etc.

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Moms making sure their kids eat their vegetables so they grow up big and girthy

    • Gorillatactics [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      The decline in food insecurity in those global statistics is usually almost entirely due to China. This study says their findings are consistent over several regions. So it has to be something else.

    • space_comrade [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Isn't the 90s also around the time penis size became a big deal? That might have scared off potential participants in these studies that know they have smaller pee-pees and thus skewed the results.

      • RonaldMcReagan [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Forcing the sperm out to other organs like some kind of testicular gentrification

    • Parzivus [any]
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      1 year ago

      By 2100 the average penis will be 10 inches long and 50% plastic

  • THC
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    1 year ago

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  • eatmyass
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    10 months ago

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  • sootlion [any]
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    1 year ago

    The Daily Mail admits to being complete sensationalist fiction. Can we please stop ever linking to or talking about their shitty articles on this site?

  • American_Badass [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    All of the researchers involved in this with penises must divulge their own length to ensure there is no conflict of interest.

  • Thylacine [any]
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    1 year ago

    First of all, I just want to say that my penis length is above average.

    Secondly, I've read things that say this could actually become a problem. Vaginas aren't getting longer in the same way, so if penis length keeps increasing they're going to be longer than the average vagina and end up not fitting comfortably all the way in/poke the cervix the whole time, making PIV sex unpleasant for the people with vaginas

    • jabrd [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      That’s why god made buttholes. And, get this, everyone has one

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      :soypoint-1: :reddit-logo: dae just the tip lel lel :reddit-logo: :soypoint-2:

    • Beaver [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Having a long penis is like being tall. You don't fit everywhere, which is very inconvenient.

  • Dryad [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    They're taking away our smol pp boys :kitty-cri:

  • Gorillatactics [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    In the same period the amount of men regularly having sex has decreased. Volcel police vindicated again.