:cracker: here ready to sand side by side with his brothers in the bloods and the crips in a protracted people's war to defend his homeland.

I fear we might have to give it to them.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Me: Hey, where you guys all going?

    Them: The Chinese are invading and we're gonna all go shoot at them!

    Me: Oh hey cool, give me a gun, I'll help!

    (I wait two minutes for them to get distracted, then shoot them all in the back)