“She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.”

We've chosen to defect from America. We have information to share with your Politburo.

"Everything is ready" -September 10th 2001

“I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man”

I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves. But you have treated me like an intruder. Maybe it is not me who is the intruder but you.

"Don't worry, I was fighting for the moderate rebels."

"the president has had a stroke"

"Jeffrey told me he'd pick me up from the airport when I landed at Little St James"

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Sorry Mickey but while you were vacationing in Asia America went woke with the SJW mind virus and you've been canceled. You're not allowed to enter 😔

I can't believe our pilot missed the White House.

“what do you mean my first genie+ ride doesn’t start until 4pm”

Can I poo here?

"they're going to leave me here because my copyright is finally expiring aren't they?"