• LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    2 years ago

    You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

    The Red Army Choir

    the youth these days just don't understand good music

    • Enver_McTim [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Idk in the privacy policy it says it doesn't save your music, and it just looks like a small project made by a couple people

    • mittens [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      yes sir but i'm under no illusion that my music data is not being datamined to hell and back when i religiously scrobble everything on every device and media player i own.

  • wifom [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

    The Beatles
    
    Gorillaz
    
    Norman Blake
    
    K/DA
    
    The Beach Boys
    

    :squirtle-jam: I got boomer/zoomercore taste I guess

    • Enver_McTim [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Idk much about K/DA but they seem gen alphacore tbh

      • SerLava [he/him]
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        edit-2
        2 years ago

        K/DA goes fucking hard

        edit: also it came out 4 years ago when gen a topped out at like 8 or 9 year olds

        • Enver_McTim [he/him]
          hexagon
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          edit-2
          2 years ago

          Yeah but as a mid aged gen z I headcanon anyone under 14 as gen a. Like wdym 11 year olds that drool on their ipads and 26 year olds are in the same generations??

  • Flinch [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    You've been listening to a lot of Kino recently.

    Are you okay?

    :tequila-sunset: never better, why do you ask?

  • AtomPunk [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I listened to two Sublime songs, and I deserve every ounce of negativity this bot is giving me.

    • Enver_McTim [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I sound like such a shill for this but spotify is so worth it if you can afford the $10 a month ($5 if you're a student)

      I use to just make youtube playlists, but any real streaming service makes everything way easier and more instant. Plus it makes it really easy to discover new music, like spotify has "radios" where they'll play similar songs to any specific song/playlist/whatever, and there's a discover weekly playlist for finding new stuff. I imagine it's also not as simple to listen through an artist's discography or an album if you have to download everything?

  • Leper_Messiah [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Your spotify was spooky-too-much- russian witch house bad.

    Thank your obsessions with witch house and russian witch house (e.g. CRASPORE and Chernoburkv) for that

    Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your Spotify was: escape-room bad

    Unfortunately that's not all I learned:

    You listen to these too much: Монохром by Chernoburkv, Позу Трупа by Bad Zu, Npbiraň by MOHOHOKE, Татарин by AIGEL, He6ockpě6bl by CRASPORE

    You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Jinjer CRASPORE Chernoburkv УбийцыCrystal MOHOHOKE

    You are 2% basic. FOILAR and Сучии́ Потрох? Where do you even find this?

    You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like Witch by Apashe and Лемон Фреш by Chernoburkv

    Yeah, ig i have been on a big Russian witchhouse thing lately. Get my ass, bot 😔

  • mar_k [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Your spotify was music-on-dramamine-keeping-kylie-rich-by-buying-travis-scott-meals-even-smaller-james-brown bad

    Thank your obsessions with Frank Ocean, Travis Scott, and Bruno Mars for that.

    Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your Spotify was...

    mid-nineties-flannel-shirt, stoner-frat-bro, wrote-in-kanye-for-president, can-be-convinced-the-earth-is-flat, and classic-rock-radio-station bad

    You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: The Strokes, Sublime, Kendrick Lamar, SZA, Mac Miller

    You are 43% basic. Most of your music comes straight from iHeartRadio. lol Travis Scott..

    Ok I'm actually slightly offended. And I did buy the Travis Scott burger before but I was like 15, give me a break!

  • mittens [he/him]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Your spotify was 80s-punk-escape-room-maximally-pretentious-minimalism bad.

    don't know what that means

    You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, Melt-Banana, Stereolab, Coakira, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

    You are 5% basic

    Very cool thanks bot

  • ilyenkov [she/her, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Your spotify was cling-clang-pots-and-pans-music-80s-dweeb-punk-with-grandchildren bad.

    Thank your obsessions with Charli XCX, new wave, and The Jam for that.

    Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your Spotify was...

    14-year-old-who-just-discovered-punk bad

    Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

    You listen to these too much:

    Imperium by Blouse
    Dreaming by Seapony
    Maybe the Earth Is Flat by On Broken Wings
    На Дне by Molchat Doma
    Eyesight by Blouse
    

    You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

    18 Carat Affair
    Blouse
    my bloody valentine
    Seapony
    Babe
    

    You are 0% basic. Oh wow Lomo and Crescendo! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..

    You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around Molchat Doma's Этажи.

    Thanks computer, I am cool and super interesting actually.

  • amyra [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    sure dude, judge me on music I haven't listened to in 3 years, whatever :angery:

  • booty [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Spotify limiting how many people can use this app at once, so you'll need to wait or try again later.

    oof. I basically don't use spotify so I was really curious to hear what it had to say about the fact that I've listened to maybe like 3 total artists and 10 total songs there lmao

    • Enver_McTim [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      It says that but still works for me. One thing I noticed is the first thing it asks you is if you really listen to a certain song, and if you click "no" the site freezes. But it could just be freezing because there's not enough data from you

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Your spotify was only-wears-converse-allstars-wear-carhartts-to-your-desk-job-overdramatic-instrumental bad.
    Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your Spotify was...
    artisanal-coffee-shop bad
    swing-dancing-lessons bad
    landslide-on-repeat bad
    You are 4% basic. The Blue Vipers Of Brooklyn and Naomi & Her Handsome Devils? Where do you even find this?

    Bad bot, I haven't worn converse in years.

  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    Your spotify was ken-burns-jazz-jazz-flex-fixed-gear-bike-collecting-dust bad.

    Thank your obsessions with Miles Davis, Jazz (e.g., Miles Davis and John Coltrane), and Sonic Youth for that.

    Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your Spotify was...

    overdramatic-instrumental bad

    middle-school-warped-tour bad

    I didn't think I listened to THAT much jazz for it to straight up just say jazz twice in a row when dunking on me.