Yesterday it happend again, i fell for a prank post suggesting Kissinger died at 99. I felt a brief moment of euphoria and realized, i should grab a celebratory drink. However when i googled further it quickly turned out i fell for a ruse. This wasn't the first time either. However, i learned from this moment that i should be prepared and stock up on a special bottle of liquor for this special occasion. Anyone has any good suggestions for what drink i should get when Kissinger finally gets it? Also, how will y'all be celebrating once it actually happens? Besides the countless🦀rave posts ofcourse.
I have a video prepared just for that day that I'll post on hexbear. It'll probably be lost in the surge of posts but I digress.
I can't really say I have much of a hatred for him that isn't just larping though. He's a scumbag who deserves the hottest pit of hell but I'm a dumb millennial who wasn't alive when he was doing shit. As much as I hate the guy, I just don't have the same visceral hatred for him that I wish I could have.
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